I came in here to blog, but Derek doesn’t think I should be allowed to do that. So I’m going to let him blog instead.
m,n,n,.kyjgtfcmmnhvb b vzdssssssssfxcrcv ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS vg xcfs3fxcev cxxb 7u6jyg6jnb ghhhgh v cffffffgxfdb rfhygtmyrgt6g
At this point, he started jabbing the screen angrily, which is a clear sign of writers block, so I decided we should do this in an interview style. Also, for the record, he really did mash ASS into the keyboard. He’s my kid. Are we really surprised? ON WITH THE INTERVIEW!
Derek, rumor has it you really like blocks. Can you elaborate?
jjnjbf fx tf xrrrrrrrrdr gc
How do you feel about chicken for dinner?
xc metrc;x cgtxcgrtzxgtrffffffffffffffffffffffggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh54rt54rfeeeeeeeetf
Do you like Mommy or Daddy best?
m cbn
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THIS IS AMAZING. I have nothing else to add. It’s just beautiful. You go, Derek.
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I would 100% take that “m” to be short hand for mommy. MOMMIES WIN!
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Genius.
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Wait, is he calling us all an ass? He is. Then he’s talking about the metric system or something. I’m confused. It probably just went over my head.
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